Popcorn munching IS a country sound---isn't it???
Goatage????? That's a word---right? It most certainly is! Looky over there >>>> to the right on the side bar. It's the unabridged Lilyputian Dictionary. And that's what we speak around here in this part of the country.
Just think... in a few short weeks of following this blog, you will be able to speak another language. And who knew learning a second language could be soooooooo much fun? And easy? See you're already ready for lesson two.....
Keep checking the sidebar for new words to add to your vocabulary. People will want to be you after they hear all the clever new words popping out of your mouth as free as a bird.
Now get out there and find some goatage... Oh look!!! A goat sighting right here!
Oh yeah! Now HERE's some goatage. Go check out the goatage, and tell her you speak Lilyputian. You'll get an extra bag of goatage snacks to feed the herds while you're there.